Mini Horror Reviews

Jersey Shore Massacre
Created by Jwow who also did Jersey Shore Shark Attack tries once again to make horror gold, this is as bad as it gets for the state of  New Jersey. People complained about Kevin Smith’s films yikes this makes people from Jersey seem more like air heads than the MTV series.
Nothing really worth talking about its bland boring and really dumb. The only true Horror is that Jwow is aloud to make movies. Why is this happening it makes no sence. Worst film maker ever since Ed Wood and Michael Bay’s TMNT. Actually TMNT was better than this garbage.

Lucy
A great sci-fi thriller staring Scarlett Johansan and Morgan Freeman. Proving she is ready for a solo Black Widow movie from Marvel Studios. A woman is forced to transport drugs and they break open giving her 100% of her brain power, essentially making her a God. This film was really well received and had lot.of great Sci-fi images of a driven woman to kick ass. Lucy had this drive thru the whole movie and never really thought the film lost steam at any point. I had to see it mainly because I am huge Scarlett Johansan fan and I thought Under the SKin despite the fact we get to see her Naked was boring as Hell.

The Midnight Game
New Decent flick from Anchor Bay 5 friends mess around with crap they are not suppose to very akin to Cabin in the Woods and bad shit happens. They see dead people and try to kill each other. Only problem I had with this movie was the amount of super pretty people in the movie was a little off putting. Change it up a bit and show us more of the monster him self The Midnight Man. I did think it was a bit of a rip off of Blair Witch 2 Book of Shadows but I am just nit picking.
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Agency of Vengeance: Dark Rising
Synopsis: When the “Rising Dark Agency,” a black ops division of the Government headed by Colonel Haggerd (Michael Ironside), suspects that a sudden surge of supernatural activity and violent attacks on Earth are the work of an evil Demon-God capable of destroying worlds, it must call upon the services of super soldier Summer Vale (Brigitte Kingsley) to solve the mystery and prevent the coming apocalypse. But no one is prepared for who and what they find behind these attacks. When the Dark Rises… Bring out the Big Guns!

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This sounds really cool but this movie had only one thing to say about it positively Great cinematography other wise yuck Michael Ironside you can do soo much better you were just Ultra Magnus on Transformers Prime

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