Why You Probably Wouldn’t Survive A Zombie Apocalypse


Now, if you’re like me you’ve probably thought about what you would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse at least once or twice. You’ve probably thought of what weapons you would use, where you would hide out, and just about everything else. I’m sure you probably came up with a solid plan, but I’m going to tell you why you probably won’t survive.

The first thing people generally don’t factor in when making their “survival plan” is the fact that they would be scared shitless in the event of an outbreak like that! I mean, do you not remember how people reacted to swine flu??? If that’s how they react to a flu, imagine the reaction to people dying, coming back to life, and eating people! The fear alone would be enough to fuck up your chances.

Another thing you probably didn’t consider is that the zombies might not be Walling Dead zombies. They could be like Resident Evil zombies and be fast as fuck. If thats the case then you’d have to be pretty damn fast to get away from them.

My final point was actually briefly brought up on the Walking Dead in season two. Water. There’s only so much bottled water you’d be able to find and I am almost positive that the zombies would contaminate most of the water. So what would you do?

Thanks for reading this post about why you wouldn’t survive a zombie apocalypse! If you think I’m wrong be sure to tell me why in the comments!




2 Responses to “Why You Probably Wouldn’t Survive A Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. The water thing is a great point! Never thought of that.

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